Top Reasons Why I Hate Missoula:
The following list contains many reasons (in no particular order) why I hate Missoula, Montana:
- Bicycle riders who refuse to obey the rules of the road
- Empty bicycle lane, but 12 bikes riding down the wrong side of the road
- White dudes with dreadlocks (whats up with that anyway?)
- Perhaps the largest concentration of pompous arrogant people on earth
- Same sex couples kissing each other in public...lots of them (get a room)
- Subarus with too many bumper stickers to count
- If one person in the valley gets sick, everybody gets sick. It is not unlike living in a daycare.
- Non-drivers everywhere! They have their heads so far up their own ass they can't pay attention to drive.
- Everyone has the same philosophy: "It's all about me."
- Despite the above, everyone pretends to be doing it in the name of love, peace, diversity, etc...
- The whole town is stuck in the 60's - and most of them were not even alive then!
- There is always someone protesting something, doesn't seem to matter what they will protest anything here.
- No matter how cold it gets, someone is invariably wearing shorts and sandals.
- The cost of housing (and living in general) is over-inflated here. It is likely connected to the over-inflated sense of self worth that is so common.
- They call it the "Garden City" - but...there is not really enough sunshine to actually grow one.
- Panhandling seems to be a legitimate occupation here.
- There is no law against public drunkenness. This is particulary disturbing since it results in it being perfectly legal to float the river on innertubes when too drunk to stand up. It seems that searching for bodies makes more sense here than trying to deter the college students from the incredibly stupid act (drunk tubing) as a preventive measure.
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